Wednesday, May 11, 2011

War Games- Shall We Play A Game? - Home Brewed Philosophies v.2



"You see phreakers sometimes got those Ally Sheedy types who unknowingly give backdoor passwords to hack into high level government defense systems (NORAD) and threaten WW3 confusing reality with gameplaying. In the end Ally Sheedy types teach computers lessons in the concept of futility. Cool huh!.... We could all use Ally Sheedy types around the house. Of course it might help if you are like Matthew Broderick...bright but unmotivated. Could help!

Lesson Learned:
Ally Sheedy types are beneficial to us all because they tell us that answers to questions are sometimes found without trying. This is Zen.



Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Predator 2 -Want some Candy? Waxing Home-brewed philosophies.




If you offer weird, camouflage, transparent, concentric ripple things and odd gurgle noise makers in trees candy it wont blow your head off. I learned this at 13.
You gotta be holdin a sweet toy gun. ALWAYS hold a sweet toy gun. Once you decide to use real weaponry the chances of your day taking a wrong turn increase. You must combo the use of the sweet toy gun with an offer of candy though. You try any other method at your own risk. Be responsible.

You see
Danny Glover and Gary Busey used real weaponry. They survived, while others perished, because they are Danny Glover and Gary Busey. You are not. If they had used a sweet toy gun coupled with an offer of candy that thing in the tree probably would not have been as much trouble as it was.