"I believe in the bending of space and time through special barbacoa tacos. I believe that kool-aid colored pineapple and cheese tamales don’t exist until you observe them. I believe that shamans regularly used what we know as “quantum physics”. I believe in a discursive analysis of the social political themes in The Smurfs. I believe that I can telepathically “jedi mind trick move” this bean and cheese chalupa across the room if I had enough training. I believe in lighting firework Tecates at Bar-B-Qs and at weddings. I believe in temporary autonomous zones with whatasized meals. I believe in having a “Five Favorite Taco Places in Texas” list requirement for being hired for any job in Texas. I believe that chupacabras are alien’s pets escaped from the Roswell UFO crash of 1947. I believe that Cheech & Chong are spiritual guides. I believe that you can bring both outer-space and a beach to Denton Texas with the proper equipment"
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